The Daily Break (06/14/17)

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HOROSCOPES

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Communication followed by taking
action will lead to good decisions. Not everyone will agree with
you, but if you follow your heart and do what’s best for you,
everything will turn out well in the end. Don’t get angry; get
moving.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Stay focused on what’s expected of
you. Showing how reliable you are will help you avoid complaints.
Be innovative as well as productive, and it will lead to personal
gains. A physical change will make you feel good.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Share your thoughts, and show
compassion to those less fortunate than you. It’s not what you
have, it’s what you offer that will make you a better person.
Reach out and listen; you will learn through the experiences of
others.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Learn from mistakes, and you will
find it easier to move forward. The physical work you put in to make
personal improvements or to help your community benefit will pay off
and put you in a good position for advancement.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Partnering, discussing, and working
toward a common goal with people who share your vision will turn out
remarkably well. Aim to please, and you will be given the same in
return. Strive for equality, and reach for the stars.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t stop when you have a lot to
accomplish. Do your best to get things done without getting involved
in gossip or discussions that have nothing to do with your
responsibilities. The rewards will be yours if you are efficient and
timely.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Travel plans should be made.
Whether it’s a business or pleasure trip, it will lead to personal
or professional opportunities. Expand your mind, and you’ll discover
new ways to address old issues. Speak from the heart, and good
things will happen.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Look over your investments, and
consider how to capture your gains and cut your losses. Take a
different approach to the way you handle your financial, medical,
and legal matters. An important relationship will need nurturing.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Communicate, get together,
and share new possibilities. Innovation will help you move forward,
but before you take a leap of faith, be sure to double-check the
facts you’ve received from an outside source. Choose safety over
sorrow.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Join forces with someone you
have worked with in the past or who has something he or she can teach
you that will help secure your future income or position. Clear a
space to work on a home-business endeavor.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Socialize, network, or do more
with social media — you will get your word and your vision out into
the mainstream. There is money to be made if you market what you
have to offer. Joint ventures look promising.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Discuss problems openly and
honestly, and it will alleviate your making a mistake. Knowing all
the gritty details before you enter into something will help you
counter any upcoming challenges before they consume you. Romance is
highlighted.


THE LEDGE

I just made a pot of coffee so strong that…

·   it’s putting chests on my hair.

·   it just suffered a major setback with quiet dignity.

·   it’s going toe-to-joe against The Rock in his next movie.

·   the Colombian government just installed a consulate in my kitchen.

·   it just lifted a fallen tree off the broken leg of a missing Boy Scout.

·   if you dunk your doughnut in it, the doughnut comes back out as bagel.

·   it … it … ABSORBED my Flintstones chewable vitamins. Now it’s TEN
MILLION TIMES STRONGER … AND GROWING.

·   it can only be sweetened by sugar grown in the Fields of Elysium,
and it will only accept half & half that was produced by Bovinitus,
the trickster god of cows.

·   it simply WALKED into Mordor.

·   I just got a call from Walter White about a “business opportunity.”

·   Zod kneels before it.

·   its hair just turned bright yellow and started glowing. Oh, did I
not mention it has hair?

·   Maxwell House just asked me to sign a nonproliferation treaty.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks his friends for contributing to today’s Ledge.


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