The Daily Break (05/11/17)

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HOROSCOPES

ARIES (March 21-April 19): An emotional incident will end up
costing you financially if you aren’t careful. Don’t make promises
you can’t keep or overspend on someone or something you don’t need.
Err on the side of frugality, and you’ll avoid a stressful situation.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Good fortune will come from a
better understanding of the people you live and work with. Focus on
partnerships and how fair and equal you feel about the situations you
are in with individuals who have a daily effect on your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Rely on a partner or a colleague
you have helped in the past to offer solutions or alternatives that
will help you excel. Collaboration will bring you closer to someone
you enjoy working alongside. Romance is featured.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Social activities, such as doing
things with youngsters and taking care of personal matters, will bring
you joy and satisfaction. Don’t let work-related matters get you
down when you should be focusing on the positive developments around
you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Work by yourself. If someone
interferes in your plans, be blunt about the way you feel and how
you wish to move forward. Stability and good results will stem from
honesty and belief in your abilities. Don’t waffle — get the job
done.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Emotional situations will escalate
quickly if you haven’t been paying enough attention to the way others
respond to what you say and do. Don’t limit what you can achieve by
burning bridges or not addressing issues openly and honestly.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Flush out any negativity you face
by focusing on the positive aspects in your life. Updating your
appearance or nurturing a relationship with someone special will lead
to a change that could enhance your future.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Concentrate on making physical
improvements. Whether you change your diet or implement a new
physical routine, the key will be to improve the way you handle your
life decisions. Strive for excellence. Romance will enhance your
life.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Use your emotional energy
wisely. Focus on making someone you love happy. Avoid any
confusion by sticking to the truth. If you are evasive, someone
will point it out and make you look bad in front of others.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Work from home or make personal
changes that will improve your surroundings. Take a moment to
consider what makes you happy, and include it in your everyday
routine. Don’t give in to pestering from someone who is looking for
a handout.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take care of matters concerning
government agencies and financial or medical institutions before it’s
too late. Being punctual will help you avert a problem that could
hold you back. Speak up, and make suggestions that will ease your
time restraints.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Make a promise to someone you
love. Offering to pitch in and help will show your willingness to be
a team player, but don’t let your generous and thoughtful attitude
stand between you and your success.


THE LEDGE

Halloween ‘Costumes’ I Already Own

·        Fat Guy at a Baseball Game

·        Fat Guy at a College Football Game

·        Comic-Con Goer

·        Unemployable Temp

·        Disgruntled Ex

·        Eddie Bauer Clearance Rack Aficionado

·        Guy Too Old to be at the Club

·        Person Going to the Gym Tomorrow, Attempt 435

·        Not Invited to the Halloween Party But Showed Up Anyway Guy

·        Obvious Cat Owner

·        Internet Troll

·        Younger, Chubbier Bruce Willis

·        Close Talker

·        Deadmaus on His Day Off

·        Guy Who Doesn’t Know There’s a Gaping Hole in the Crotch of His Jeans

·        Guy Who Doesn’t Care There’s a Gaping Hole in the Crotch of His Jeans

·        Well-Dressed, Good-Smelling, Impotent Man

·        Guy Who Intentionally Makes Obscure References … in an Eyepatch

·    Sexy Nurse

Andrew R. Juhl thanks his LC buddies for helping with today’s Ledge.


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